for the bookworms #2

zodiac—signs:

aries likes books for the adventures they might find, for the thrill of living different scenarios
taurus enjoys a good book and a cup of tea in a tranquil place
gemini loves reading for the love of escaping from the routine and learning new things
cancer connects with books as if it was…

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
Zodiac Signs

waiting-for-fate:

Aries: impatient bitches that will say super mean shit when they’re angry & frustrated and then act all sweet 2 seconds later like they weren’t just acting like a bitch

Taurus: stubborn lil shit that acts like everything is perfect when shit definitely isn’t perfect

Gemini: DRAMA so don’t tell…

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen, via peterpandawestlife)

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

(via amayonce)

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

(via relahvant)

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(Source: cutetier, via grace-ti-doop)

troyesivan:

Hiiiiiii guys!!

i’m soooo excited to be able to share with you the Happy Little Pill music videooooo! hope you punks like it and share it with your mates and make gifs of the radical owl. Making this video perfectly represent the song and it’s message was super important to me, and i hope you guys connect with it as much as i do. Also there is a hot boy in it playing soccer. enjoy!!





Alsoooo, if you’re having issues with the video on your phone click here and re-click the video link to open it in your browser!

PRE-ORDER TRXYE

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troyesivan:

Hiiiiiii guys!!
i’m soooo excited to be able to share with you the Happy Little Pill music videooooo! hope you punks like it and share it with your mates and make gifs of the radical owl. Making this video perfectly represent the song and it’s message was super important to me, and i hope you guys connect with it as much as i do. Also there is a hot boy in it playing soccer. enjoy!!
Alsoooo, if you’re having issues with the video on your phone click here and re-click the video link to open it in your browser!
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what-mom:

*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*

(Source: what-mom, via brookeelizabeths)